Sometimes if you want something done you have to do it yourself. Which is why I am debuting a monthly column, for my own website! Yeah, that's right. I am your host friendly neighborhood webmaster, the Buzzkiller King. And I am the Lexicon Devil. Here's my column. It's gonna be here every month. And you're gonna like it!
What do I want to talk about today? Well November's subject is a look at the current WWF roster. The big players, and a few not-so-big players! We might as well start at the start with the "man", Steve Austin. He is the hottest thing going, what else can you say? He's a phenmenon, plain and simple. Since he broek his neck, he hasn't been wrestling as good, and he has been doing a little too much talking and not enough wrestling. I don't hate him, but I don't really love him either. He's just kind of "feh". Then we have one of the best things going. The People's Champ. The Rock. And if you don't smell what the Rock is cooking you can shut your damn mouth, and know your damn role, jabroni, because the Rock will lay the smack down on your candy ass! I love the Rock! He can talk, he can wrestle, and he can sure get people on their feet with the great People's Elbow. The Rock WILL be the next Austin, and I guarandamntee it! Next we have the Phenom, the Undertaker. Boooooooooring. Sure I like hom, but his interviews and wrestling have been painful to watch lately, you can't deny that! I really don't have an opinion of the so-called "Man From The Darkside". We can't mention the Undertaker, without mentioning his "brother" Kane. Sure, Kane is a big fat pile of suckage right now. But most people are ingoring the fact that Kane is MAKING AN EFFORT to improve! He is trying to get better. Kane is still young, and has pently of time to develope his skills, and he has been taking advantage of that fact. Notice how he can do a flying clothesline from the top rope without looking awkward. There's a good sign. Let's move on. Ken Shamrock. He is finally starting to develope as a player. He won the King of the Ring, so his monster push should start any day now. I think he will finally be successful as a heel. A major, full blown heel. Feuding with Austin won't hurt! I think Shamrock has a huge amount of potential. He is always developing new moves and is looking a lot smoother in the ring these days. I am going to end Part One (yeah that's right! Only part One!) of this column, by taking a look at one of ym all time favorite wrestlers, the man, the myth, the legend, MICK FOLEY! (No it's not "Nick" you dicksmack. You know who I mean..) Dude Love, Mankind, Cactus Jack, they all rule. Especially Socko. It is sort of unny if you think about it, that Socko is becoming hugely popular. The bizarre, and often hilarious things Mick says or does make him a God in my mind. And let's not forget what he has done to entertain us fans. Does anyone remember a certain 15foot dive off a steel cage? Well I'll leave you with that. Next month, I will focus on some of midcard type guys includign Edge, Gangrel, Val Venis, and others such as HHH, X-Pac, D'Lo and Mizark. Ta ta!
