Boy, when I said on the Newsboard that it was a new era here at
Buzzkiller, I didn't even know the half of it!
Apparently bon.net decided to erase the old site, without even
giving The Boss any kind of notice.
Now, thanks to his countless hours of hard work, The Boss has gotten
us all back up and running here at freeservers.com.
So here I go with my first edition of SmoothWords here at the new
site. Yes, it's what I like to call, the new and improved Smackdown
Hotel here at freeservers.com. The old one just didn't have enough
rooms where the smackdown could be layed.
Well, that didn't make any sense now did it? Please disregard my
stupidity and incoherant ramblings above.
Moving on, I'm only going to cover 2 topics this issue, because I
don't have that much time as my girlfriend is making me hurry up and
get off the computer. Yeah yeah, I know, but I better not recieve any
e-mails telling me I'm whipped, or else I will just snap.
First, I would like to congratulate Mark Henry on his suprising turn
around. It wasn't too long ago that everyone had all but given up on
Mark Henry and planned to forget all about him. Now with his new
Sexual Chocoalte gimmick, he is the newest rave of pro-wrestling.
Mark Henry has proven himself to be a great actor. Not only that, he
is constantly working on improving his ring skills. If he continues
his hard work and dedication, and his gimmick continues to gain
popularity, we could be looking at a future world champion here.
Now, we're going to move on to the next topic, and that involves
some members of DX.
First off, lately "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, at house shows, has
been calling himself and X-Pac the "NEW" New Age Outlaws. This
apparently means that the rumors of this tag team reforming are true.
This should all work out for the best with the World Wrestling
Federation. First off, Billy Gunn is supposed to be getting a huge
singles push, this leaves Road Dogg with nothing to do. So, he looks
to his fellow DX member X-Pac, who coincidentally, also has nothing to
do. X-Pac will soon lose his Euro title and the Road Dogg can't hold
onto the Hardcore title much longer. So, why not team them up.
Especially as the WWF is trying to get the tag team division running
again. With Jeff Jarrett and Owen Hart holding the titles, they are
looking for some suitable opponents. So, why not have the "NEW" New
Age Outlaws start a feud with them? This would give X-Pac and the Road
Dogg something to do, and would allow "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn the freedom
he needs to have a successful singles career.
But that's not it! This would also help some of the WWF's other
plans as well. Recently the WWF has stated that they wish to bump Owen
Hart up to main event status. So, an Outlaws/Hart-Jarrett feud would
eventually spring into a feud between DX and Hart/Jarrett, who would
have their own stable by then.
And of course, Owen Hart would be the leader, so there would be a
more significant Owen Hart/Hunter Hearst Helmsly feud, which, Helmsly
would already have been bumped up to main event status, so there you
go, that would help Owen Hart obtain some exposure, and he too would
eventually become a main eventer, and the DX/Owen Hart stable feud
would be huge. So, not only would the WWF have their problems solved,
but they would also have a huge interesting feud that people will want
to watch.
Well, that's all for this issue. IF anyone disagrees with my views,
or would just like to complement me, or give me some suggestions, feel
free to e-mail me. I love to hear from people.
Oh, and by the way, if you're thinking about e-maling me with rude
comments, I just want to say one thing:
SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR DAMN ROLE!!!!!!!!!
