Smooth Words

By SilkySmooth

Boy, when I said on the Newsboard that it was a new era here at Buzzkiller, I didn't even know the half of it! Apparently decided to erase the old site, without even giving The Boss any kind of notice. Now, thanks to his countless hours of hard work, The Boss has gotten us all back up and running here at So here I go with my first edition of SmoothWords here at the new site. Yes, it's what I like to call, the new and improved Smackdown Hotel here at The old one just didn't have enough rooms where the smackdown could be layed.
Well, that didn't make any sense now did it? Please disregard my stupidity and incoherant ramblings above.
Moving on, I'm only going to cover 2 topics this issue, because I don't have that much time as my girlfriend is making me hurry up and get off the computer. Yeah yeah, I know, but I better not recieve any e-mails telling me I'm whipped, or else I will just snap.
First, I would like to congratulate Mark Henry on his suprising turn around. It wasn't too long ago that everyone had all but given up on Mark Henry and planned to forget all about him. Now with his new Sexual Chocoalte gimmick, he is the newest rave of pro-wrestling. Mark Henry has proven himself to be a great actor. Not only that, he is constantly working on improving his ring skills. If he continues his hard work and dedication, and his gimmick continues to gain popularity, we could be looking at a future world champion here. Now, we're going to move on to the next topic, and that involves some members of DX.
First off, lately "The Road Dogg" Jesse James, at house shows, has been calling himself and X-Pac the "NEW" New Age Outlaws. This apparently means that the rumors of this tag team reforming are true. This should all work out for the best with the World Wrestling Federation. First off, Billy Gunn is supposed to be getting a huge singles push, this leaves Road Dogg with nothing to do. So, he looks to his fellow DX member X-Pac, who coincidentally, also has nothing to do. X-Pac will soon lose his Euro title and the Road Dogg can't hold onto the Hardcore title much longer. So, why not team them up. Especially as the WWF is trying to get the tag team division running again. With Jeff Jarrett and Owen Hart holding the titles, they are looking for some suitable opponents. So, why not have the "NEW" New Age Outlaws start a feud with them? This would give X-Pac and the Road Dogg something to do, and would allow "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn the freedom he needs to have a successful singles career.
But that's not it! This would also help some of the WWF's other plans as well. Recently the WWF has stated that they wish to bump Owen Hart up to main event status. So, an Outlaws/Hart-Jarrett feud would eventually spring into a feud between DX and Hart/Jarrett, who would have their own stable by then.
And of course, Owen Hart would be the leader, so there would be a more significant Owen Hart/Hunter Hearst Helmsly feud, which, Helmsly would already have been bumped up to main event status, so there you go, that would help Owen Hart obtain some exposure, and he too would eventually become a main eventer, and the DX/Owen Hart stable feud would be huge. So, not only would the WWF have their problems solved, but they would also have a huge interesting feud that people will want to watch.
Well, that's all for this issue. IF anyone disagrees with my views, or would just like to complement me, or give me some suggestions, feel free to e-mail me. I love to hear from people.
Oh, and by the way, if you're thinking about e-maling me with rude comments, I just want to say one thing:

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