Let's start off by congratulating WCW on finally having Goldberg
lose. Of course it took Nash running the booking department to get it
done, but hey, it happened, let us all rejoice.
Now let's move on to the WWF and their biggest angle right now; the
Corporation. Or "Team Corporate" as you may have heard it called.
A lot of feuds have been sprining from this angle. So far the
biggest one, with DX, has been gaining some major heat as of late. Now
with Shawn Michaels helping them, and acting as if he runs the
company, this feud is likely to be one of the best since the DX/Nation
feud. However, does this mean that Michaels is going to join DX now,
or does it simply mean that he will just be one of their friends, like
Mankind.
And what about Val Venis and The Godfather? The Corporation has
apparently starting to feud with them too. So does that mean they will
join DX? I say why not? They are the two most prime to be DX members.
And speaking of DX, apparently Chyna is no longer a member. I guess
the WWF wants her to concentrate solely on the "Sexual Chocolate" angle.
Another angle that is gaining attention in the WWF is, the
Brood/Oddities feud. Apparently the rumors are as follows; Luna will
turn heel witht he whole Sable thing, and Luna will join her real-life
husband Gangrel in the Brood. Another rumor that is pretty big is that
the Brood will join The Undertaker in his quest for darkness and teh
Undertaker will be their leader. Most think that this would help out
all the people in the Brood and the Oddities to get some attention.
However, I know that if the WWF did this, they would concentrate
solely on The Undertaker and make the Brood his little stooges. So
everyone would just kind of forget about teh Brood and the Oddities.
Oh, and by the way, that girl that gave Sable a rose on Raw is
apparently a new female wreslter who will play Sable's sister.
The 1998 clip show that the WWF showed on Raw was awesome. If you
missed it, I feel sorry for you. The clip show brought back some great
memories of the past year. I hope the WWF decides to show it again.
Now let's move on to WCW. It's going to be very interesting to see
how all the angles in WCW will be affected with Ric Flair running the
company for 90 days. (Well, he's not relly running the company but WCW
is going to make it seem like he is.)
OPkay I want to address something I find a very serious problem in
WCW. I want to talk about hte Konnan video. Who the hell is lying to
these WCW executives by telling them that people want to see this
video over and over again? They actually showed a part of it during
Starrcade. I couldn't believe it, I went nuts, if I would've had a
baseball bat nearby I would've beat the shit out of my TV and then I
wouldn't have been able to see Nash win the title. Then I would have
been really pissed off.
At least WCW is finally giving Raven his new gimmick that they have
promised for so long. I've been waiting for this forever. WCW has also
given the TV title to someone who deserves a title. Scott Steiner. I'm
sorry, but K-Dogg just wasn't cutting it. Yet, why oh why is WCW
giving Norman Smiley giving a push. What the hell do they think they
are doing? Norman Smiley? We haven't even heard the guy make a sound
and they are giving him a push. Well this is just great, we'll have to
see him on the next couple of pay-per-views and his matches will suck.
Apparently WCW is going to lose Paul Wight (The Giant) and Chris
Irvine (Chris Jericho) as soon as their contracts end. WCW is trying
everything they can to keep these two, but why? They just misused
these two stars anyway, let them go and get the recognition they
deserve over in the best of the best, the World Wrestling Federation.
Okay, this is the part of my article that I like to call "What If"!
This week's "What If" is entitled "What if Disco Inferno did join the
Wolfpac?"
Imagine, Disco gets the win over Bam Bam Bigelow and joins the
Wolfpac. He eventually starts to prove himself over the new year and
thent akes the leadership position of the Wolfpac. He then goes on to
change the Wolfpac theme music to "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas
and changes the Wolfpac colors to blaze-orange and lime-green.
Yes, to me, that would be absolute heaven. Anyway, that's all I have
this week. I'll be back next week with another exciting edition of
SmoothWords. In the meantime, keep practicing those smooth lines and
make sure you don't forget your damn role.
"Big Silky"
